Existentially Romantic

Existentially Romantic

                “I guess I was trying to think of it as existentially romantic.” These are the lines that I proudly delivered as I was in the spotlight playing Betty for the play ‘Sure Thing’. It’s the best time of my acting career. Existentially romantic, I just couldn't get it out of my mind and these two words were the exact words that captivated my beloved husband.

                It’s been six years that I was being existentially romantic and continually being existentially romantic. You might wonder what is it being an existentially romantic and how is it being an existentially romantic? Here are the secrets to it.

1.       You got to memorize a 50 pages script for a play with existentially romantic words on it.

2.       It’s a must that you use the words existentially romantic every day.

3.       Use existentially romantic as your user I.D.

4.       Make a poem talking about existentially romantic.

5.       Be existentially romantic on your first date.

6.       Give him/her an existentially romantic voice whenever he/she calls you.

7.       Reply to his/her emails with existentially romantic words.

8.       Give him/her an existentially romantic surprise on his/her birthday.

9.       Propose to her in an existentially romantic manner.

10.   Have your wedding in an existentially romantic place.

11.   Enjoy your honeymoon with a blast of existentially romantic activities.

12.   Celebrate your anniversary by going on an existentially romantic getaway.

13.   Let your Christmas be filled with existentially romantic spirit.

        Well, that’s it for now guys. I will be updating you with more secrets after another year. The secrets above are sequentially made from the beginning of our existentially romantic love story. Oh! You might wonder what existentially romantic means. From the root words exist and romance, it simply means an existing romantic gesture, happening, personality, place, etc. Whatever you feel that is worth to be existentially romantic, make it an existentially romantic.

         I know that the secrets I revealed were to blurry and you are on your ends reading the article saying “Can’t she just write what these existentially romantic things she did?” Opppsss, sorry it’s a secret you know. When time comes for me to be ready to expose these secrets I will give it to you. For now, you have to discover within yourself what is existentially romantic. On my next existentially romantic article, we will share what these existentially romantic things I did and what have you done as you follow my secrets.

A Love Mystery Solved By Love

             “You’ll be sorry. I shall do something desperate.”

These were the words spoken by Jason Ashgrove who unraveled the mystery of Grimes Building.

Jason Ashgrove was a new copywriter of Moreton Wold and Company in Clerkenwell, London. There was a directorial policy restricting employees to stay inside the building after five o’clock. He was disturbed by this odd policy so he asked Berenice Golden, the secretary. Miss Golden did not provide him with much information.

Jason desired to find out the mystery and came face to face with an experience that almost led to his death.

The next day, Miss Golden noticed Jason’s strange appearance and asked him if he met Heron. Jason took the opportunity to ask Miss Golden for telling him the mystery.

“Heron was a night watchman who fell in love with Miss Bell. She was known to play a harp in Room 492 which she rented out. On the eve of Halloween, Heron and Miss Bell agreed to meet up. She had an alarm-waking fixture attached to her telephone to wake her up. Unluckily, on that day that Heron rode on his bicycle bringing a bottle of wine and a bouquet of roses waiting for Miss Bell so he could propose to her, the alarm-waking fixture did not operate. Heron who thought that Miss Bell betrayed him leaped to death from fire escape of the building. Miss Bell died a few days later. They became ghosts haunting Grimes Building at night time.” Berenice Golden retold the story.

Jason wanted to help the ghosts by meeting up with them and letting them fulfill their love. He and Miss Golden planned to re-enact the scene that took place a long time ago by sneaking inside the Grimes Building. Miss Golden called up the Room 492 and it was answered, then Jason announced on the intercom that the night watchman should hurry to Room 492. They witnessed with their own eyes a bicycle bearing on its saddle a harp, a bottle of wine, and a bouquet of red roses sweeping down the corridor.

On Halloween Day, Jason Ashgrove kissed Berenice Golden as he descended from the Grimes Building with a parachute. Jason’s desperate action solved the Grimes Building mystery “The Heron and Miss Bell Tragic Love” and gave birth to “Jason and Miss Golden Love Story”.